┃ fem agender ┃ any pronouns ┃ demi-pansexual ┃ polyamorous ┃ plural ┃ 25 ┃ the netherlands ┃ deer furry ┃
we tolerate all but intolerance here, we love neurodivergents and genderqueers and queersexuals and otherkin and plurality of every kind ♡ my own posts are tagged #bleats
hi I’m yori! I’m an agender plural deer furry on the internet! use any pronouns you want for me, neopronouns included, go wild! I adore every kind of queerness and attraction and expression of identity :3
sometimes I draw furry art, especially of promiscuous nature - my commissions are open! you can find me on other sites, such as e621, under the name Fluffybuck! feel free to reach out!
I’m the guy they hire to obliviously pass through your ghost to force you to accept you’re dead as well as show the audience that you’re invisible and incorporeal to the living. it ain’t much but it’s honest work
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say “yes”, the second will say “no.”
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? “Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?” For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: “I don’t have a card for that.”
“What the fuck,” they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: “I have laryngitis. I’ve lost speech. My throat hurts”. Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. “How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?”
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
“I have powerful wizard magics.”
Gets them every time
On it boss!!
[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, “Yes”, “no”, “I don’t have a card for that”, “can’t talk right now 😢”, and “I have powerful wizard magics 🙂”. End id]
the most powerful thing i’ve done is convince my mother that my binder is a “modesty bra” sjfhekdjdjfhjdj i fully have that woman believing that this is a common thing among my classmates who like to dress modestly, which inspired me to follow that trend. i’ve been telling her this since ~2014 and she still says “i washed your bra for you ^_^” when she washes my binder for me
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